A collection of 6-word poems by Jewish Learning Fellowship (JLF) students in response to readings and teachings from the semester.

“Marriage is a limited time only.”

“Just in town for 24 hours.”

“Shit! Another 7 years of labor.”

“What makes a Subaru a Subaru.”

“Shabbat Shalom. It’s time to bone.”

“Man and wife (for one night!)”

“Share keys to your partner’s heart.”

“One night marriage is a loophole.”

“Jews like to write sexual contracts.”

“Let’s Torah study and compare swords.”

“Jews write contracts on having booty.”

“Wife will divorce if no sex.”

“All Jewish sex is consensual sex.”

“Watch Rabbi have sex with wife.”

“Your love language isn’t everyone’s language.”

“Men must pay ransom for wife.”

“One day marriage contract is legit.”

“Heart break can cause painful death.”

“A sword is really a penis.”

“Your chevruta can be your soul mate.”

“Camel drivers: 30 days, no booty.”

“I always deserve to be pleasured.”

“Love is you and me, we.”

“Check the contract, it’s in there.”

“Hide under Rabbi’s bed and observe.”

“Wives are required pleasure or divorce.”

“One day sex contract move on.”

“Unconditional love of David and Jonathan.”

“For sale: marriage contract, never signed.”

“Gay Jewish love is holy love.”

“Just guys being dudes, studying Torah.”

“Breaking a glass, starting something new.”

“It’s Jewish for women to love.”

“David and Jonathan? sounds gay, bro.”

“Jacob waited 14 years for Rachel.”